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Adam and Eve on a raft (or log)
chicks on a raft
deadeye
drown the kids
flop two
tits on a raft
wreck ‘em
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two poached eggs on toast
eggs on toast
one poached egg
boiled eggs
two fried eggs over easy
two eggs over easy with bacon
scrambled eggs
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Adam’s ale
city juice
dog soup
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water
(Adam was the first man to drink only water)
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axle grease
cow paste
skid grease
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butter
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baby juice
moo juice
cow juice
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milk
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muddy moo
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chocolate milk
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baled hay
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shredded wheat
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baker
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baked potato
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belch water
balloon water
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seltzer, soda water
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birdseed
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breakfast cereal
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blowout patches
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pancakes
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bowl of red
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chili con carne
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bow-wow
bun pup
tube steak
Coney Island
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hot dog
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bucket of mud
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bowl of chocolate ice cream
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bullets
whistle berries
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baked beans
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burn one
take it through the garden
and pin a rose on it
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a hamburger
with lettuce
and a slice of onion
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burn the British
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a toasted English muffin
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Chicago sundae with pineapple
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(a reference to hand grenades used by mobsters in the 1920s)
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clean up the kitchen
customer will take a chance
sweep the kitchen floor
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hash (there are countless other terms, including “mystery”)
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cowboy
with spurs
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a western omelette
with fries
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cow feed
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salad
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cremate it
kill it
paddy well
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overcook it, extra well done
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crowd
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three of anything (from “three’s a crowd”)
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dog biscuit
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cracker
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don’t cry over it
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don’t add any salt while cooking
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dough well done
with cow to cover
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toast
buttered toast
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drag one through Georgia
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Coca-Cola with chocolate syrup
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draw one
cup of mud
java
joe
pair of drawers
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cup of coffee
two cups of coffee
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draw one in the dark
midnight, no cow
blonde with sand
why bother
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black coffee
coffee with cream and sugar
non-fat decaf cappuccino
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eighty-six
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remove an item from an order
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Eve with the lid on
Eve with a moldy lid
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apple pie (Eve signifies apples, and with the lid on indicates a full top crust)
apple pie with a slice of cheese
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fifty-five
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glass of root beer
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first lady
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spareribs (a reference to Eve, who was created from Adam’s rib)
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fish eggs
fish eyes
cat’s eyes
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tapioca pudding
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Frenchman’s delight
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pea soup
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frog sticks
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french fries
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go for a walk
on wheels
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take-away order
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hail
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ice
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hockey puck
a cow, make it cry
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well-done hamburger
hamburger with onion
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hold the xx
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leave something off
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houseboat
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banana split
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ice the rice
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rice pudding with vanilla ice cream
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in the alley
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serve as a side dish
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Irish turkey
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corned beef and cabbage
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Italian perfume
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garlic
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keep off the grass
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no lettuce
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kiss
kiss the fire
kiss the sea
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just a little
ultra-rare, or lightly warmed
barely salted
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let him chew on it
on the hoof
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rare meat
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life preservers
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doughnuts
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lumber
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toothpick
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Mike and Ike
the twins
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salt and pepper shakers
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mouse trap
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grilled cheese sandwich
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Murphy
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potatoes
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nervous pudding
shivering Liz
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Jell-O
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Noah’s boy
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ham (Noah’s second son’s name was Ham)
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nuke it
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put it in the microwave
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paint it red
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put ketchup on it
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Pittsburgh rare
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burnt outside, rare inside
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a radio
tuna on down
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tuna salad on toast
tuna salad on toast (referring to popping the bread down in the toaster)
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sand
yum
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sugar
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sea dust
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salt
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shingle with a shimmy and a shake
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toast with butter and jam
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sinkers and suds
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doughnuts and coffee
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spot with a twist
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cup of tea with lemon
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SOS
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sauce on the side
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a splash
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soup
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squeeze one
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glass of orange juice
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still moving
still mooing
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ultra rare
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sub
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substitute one menu choice for another
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warts
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olives
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wave the bottle over it
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an extremely dry martini
vodka on the rocks
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wax
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American cheese
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on whiskey
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on rye bread (whiskey is made from rye)
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yellow paint
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mustard
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zeppelins in a fog
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sausages and mash
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